zeldathemes
Blog title here.

Hannah, 17, New Zealand

My talents include reciting the alphabet backwards really fast and untying knots. I will untie any knot. And enjoy it.

I mainly post things I find funny and things that I can't leave alone.

Feminist till the earth explodes and then for a few more years after that.

sodamnrelatable:

when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this

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thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

athickgirlscloset:

this never gets old.

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

shybooklover:

You’ll never hate the Percy Jackson movies like Rick Riordan hates them

thugmissus:

can’t believe she’s gone :(

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

the-fandoms-are-cool:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

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you are the most evil person

thegestianpoet:


Lee Pace slept next to camping out Comic Con goers. (x)

no but imagine you’re just napping and you roll over and lee pace is there looking like a dirtbag frat boy 

thegestianpoet:

Lee Pace slept next to camping out Comic Con goers. (x)

no but imagine you’re just napping and you roll over and lee pace is there looking like a dirtbag frat boy 

lucy-or-something:

piinboots:

sickhypnotik:

his wife said she’d divorce him if he killed Arya

his wife said she’d divorce him if he killed Arya

GOOD

^

firelorcl:

playing grand theft auto

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