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Hannah, 17, New Zealand

My talents include reciting the alphabet backwards really fast and untying knots. I will untie any knot. And enjoy it.

I mainly post things I find funny and things that I can't leave alone.

Feminist till the earth explodes and then for a few more years after that.

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
minmo:

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

minmo:

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

alltimejackalow:

You can’t tell me “Seven Things” by Miley Cyrus about Nick Jonas wasn’t the holy grail of shade to your childhood. 16 year old Miley was breaking a guitar hero guitar, having close ups of her fiddling with his diabetes necklace, and scribbling out faces of Nick in photos of her and him all throughout that video. Disney Channel was a wild ride when Niley broke up.

dogmobile:

Fall 2014 fashion: Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird

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lemmming:

it was a 2 second video

I had to click it

I had to know what could possibly happen in two short seconds

lordwhat:

lordwhat:

Sam talks in third person because there are three members of team free will wake up america

be grateful for cas because if it wasn’t for him Sam would talk in second person and everyone would be uncomfortale

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don’t dream it, be it

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angel-with-a-flower-crown:

tikistitch:

curiosityband:

twiggymcbones:

lemongrad:

feministcaptainkirk:

adamantiummithrilalloy:

socialisme:

witchville:

vaginapowersactivate:

theprophetofboxes:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Super Cold Hot Dog

miss black man in america

the incontinent cop who gets away with murder. wonderful 

holyshit im laughing so hard right nowit is i, the victim of capitalism

They call me the victim of capitalism

They Call Me The Hardworkin’ Immigrant. (Which I believe was a working title Siegel and Shuster used for Superman)

Oh my god I don’t usually do these, but apparently I’m Super Functional Alcoholic. Wow.

The Spectacular Civilian Casualty!

Professor Customer Service Representative….omg

Never fear, THE PEDESTRIAN is here.  Which is actually accurate.

It is I, the Civilian Casualty

The Incredible Cancer Patient, thats me!

angel-with-a-flower-crown:

tikistitch:

curiosityband:

twiggymcbones:

lemongrad:

feministcaptainkirk:

adamantiummithrilalloy:

socialisme:

witchville:

vaginapowersactivate:

theprophetofboxes:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Super Cold Hot Dog

miss black man in america

the incontinent cop who gets away with murder. wonderful 

holyshit im laughing so hard right now
it is i, the victim of capitalism

They call me the victim of capitalism

They Call Me The Hardworkin’ Immigrant. (Which I believe was a working title Siegel and Shuster used for Superman)

Oh my god I don’t usually do these, but apparently I’m Super Functional Alcoholic. Wow.

The Spectacular Civilian Casualty!

Professor Customer Service Representative….omg

Never fear, THE PEDESTRIAN is here.  Which is actually accurate.

It is I, the Civilian Casualty

The Incredible Cancer Patient, thats me!

ballvvasher:

ballvvasher:

ballvvasher:

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ballvvasher:

ballvvasher:

ballvvasher:

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when i was a sophomore in high school a group of guys wanted to try and do a harlem shake vid in the school. of course they didnt ask permission or anything and they tried in the hallway during class cuz they thought they wouldnt get caught but as one guy was flailing like a rabid animal he accidentally punched a teacher opening the door to the hallway. the cops were called not cuz of the punch but cuz one religion teacher thought they were trying to perform a satanic ritual.

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shadzu:

HOLY SHIT LMAO

wow what a twist, I sure did not see that coming. I hope they got a good video, though

faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

ghost-of-augustus-waters:

Just passed a group of bros in the parking lot. They were all wearing snapbacks and muscle shirts. As I passed I heard their conversation. The one bro was arguing, “Naw man, Dumbledore was a terrible caretaker, he literally sent kids into fucking death forest for detention. Messed up man.”

You look fantastic. What are you wearing?

etherealpussy:

jackanthonyfernandez:

omg this is messy as fuck

they came with receipts too
she better pray this doesn’t reach any gossip sites

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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