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Hannah, 17, New Zealand

My talents include reciting the alphabet backwards really fast and untying knots. I will untie any knot. And enjoy it.

I mainly post things I find funny and things that I can't leave alone.

Feminist till the earth explodes and then for a few more years after that.
Mom: *blasting 1D in the car*
Kids: Mom can you turn that down
Mom: No, why would you say that!
Kids: We don't like One Direction, mom
Mom: *pulles over*
Mom: Larry. Niam. Get out.
givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

stability:

aresnakesreal:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

I hate this so much more than anything

a cinematic masterpiece

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

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Song: Yaoi
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hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

girilla-warfare:

IM STILL FUCKING CRYING OVER THIS VINE

mako-symptoms:

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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this is extremely accurate 

profoak:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

disarms:

goodbye my love

disarms:

goodbye my love

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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