my name's hannah and i like pigeons a lot ____________________________________
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timetravelresetbaby:

taejira:

omfg you guys this dude did a video of a conversation he had with his two year old daughter but he had an adult male friend play the part of the daughter and it is

so

hilariously creepy

CHILDREN ARE SO HILARIOUSLY CREEPY. omg

this is amazing

thatfunnyblog:

this gif of Demi Lovato froze and I’m literally crying image

(Source: marielitaaa)

astreetcarnamedthetardis:

the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”

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unironicgoth:

HE TALKED TO ME

adriofthedead:

someone give this dude a medal

adriofthedead:

someone give this dude a medal

youthfairy:

aint nobody fucking with my clique 

youthfairy:

aint nobody fucking with my clique 

(Source: mermaidcunt)

slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

claydols:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

(Source: basedgosh)

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